shadytired

writer - professional sleeper

hello. i'm tired, a sleep-deprived dark/problematic bnha ship writer.welcome to the dark side.

Z I N E S | b a n g s

ZINES/BANGSZINE/BANG?ROLESSFW/NSFWLINK
Fight Or FlightZineGuest WriterNSFW@BkDkMonsterZine
Summer DazeBangWriterBOTH@bkdkbk_revbang
Selfish DesiresZineWriterNSFW@bakucestzine
Save The DateZineWriterBOTH@SavethedateDkbk
Forever MoreZineGuest WriterBOTH@mythicalbkdk

A B o u t m e

name - tired / shady

pronouns - she/they

hello there! i'm tired, a self-taught writer! i write BNHA ktdk fanfiction with a lot of other ships! i am a multi-shipper, because i cannot figure out who to ship...so i ship them all. i hope you have a good day and find joy in my fics!

COMMS

will do: most problematic topics or gen nsfw topics

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won't do: religious topics, Abuse, Certain Ships, Scat, vore, Anything with bugs, vomit, watersports/omorashi, Any ships w/out bkdk/dkbk, food play, blood/knife play, self-insert/oc's with characters/ocs

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R A t e s

1,000 words - $10.00

2,000 words - $20.00

Additional words can be added to the total price. Example: 500 extra words is an extra $5 USD.Max add-on words; 500

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s h i p s

will do: bkdk/dkbk, most dkbowl ships (mlm)

won't do: oc ships, no straight chars (unless bk/dk are genderbent), etc

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rules

I will need half of the payment ahead of time and the other half when the commission is finished. You can pay through a paypal.me link, or via ko-fi if you do not have PayPal. a payment through ko-fi is not preferred and will only be a last resort.payment via Paypal (thru the given paypal.me link) will need to be through the friends and family option only.you have seven days to pay me the first payment. i will not work on the piece before i receive the first payment.you cannot reserve a commission slot for more than a week - if i do not receive an idea/scene or payment after the seven-day period, your spot will be given to another.If you would wish to commission me, please DM me first before proceeding! I have the right to refuse any commission that may make me feel uncomfortable or violates my ‘Won’t Do’ list.You have the option to have the commission be posted on Twitter, AO3, or only be seen by you. If you choose only to see it, you will be sent a google doc link. you can also request to or to not be tagged in the Twitter post. if you do not wish to be tagged, you will be labeled as [annomyous] .Please make sure to give a clear scene or idea for the commission so that I can make the commission as close as possible to the idea! You have the right to change certain scenes or make changes to things in the commission without charge.my commissions are non-refundable. all sales are final.

before you follow;i am a multi-shipper & a switch for bkdkbk. i am not leaning, and enjoy both sides of the ship.i am spoiler-free, and discourse free.i am semi-interactive. i am awkward and try my best to interact!i write what i want. i can and will write what i want.∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

here are some snippets of my fics

shitty minotaur | 6.3k | E

"Break me? You can’t break me, shithead,” Katsuki chuckled as he started to gently fuck the fat shaft up and down through his open hand, cupping the thickly veined underside and running his thumb over the crown of the Minotaur’s cock. Katsuki preened like a goddamn cat with each heavy pulse of the cock in his hand, making him hum as he rested himself against that big, hairy chest. His cheek squished against thick abs, grinning lazily as he felt the way Izuku’s - Izuku, what a stupid, fitting name - breath stuttered and caught in his throat, abs flexing with each forced breath.“So fucken’ big,” Katsuki grinned, watching the fat length bounce and jiggle with each open-handed tug Katsuki did. “Can’t wait to feel this fucking thing split me open,” Katsuki laughed deep in his throat, all grumbly and gritty, as his cock throbbed at the thought.“I– I don’t think - ngh… damnit - you can take me, human,” Izuku croaked out, all throaty and strained as Katsuki watched fat balls - full of seed Katsuki is going to milk dry - jiggle with each fap. Katsuki wanted to suck on them, stuff his nose between them before he was guided onto that cock, and fucked till his jaw ached, and his cheeks were bloated with cum and cock.Fuck, that was a goddamn thought Katsuki was going to fucking execute.

dynamy | 4.2k | e

"Fuck! Fuck, hehe, fuck!" Dynamy giggled manically as he hopped up onto Izuku's stomach, showing little hands past the band of his basketball shorts and boxers to grip at the tip of his cock. "A-Ah! Dynamy!" Izuku lurched forward, watching Dynamy settle on his side and nearly roll off of his body at the sudden movement. Izuku shot his hand out to grip at Dynamy's grenade shell, choking on a weak sound when the bottom of Dynamy's grenade loosened and popped off, showing the pale expanse of Dynamy's little body, twiggy legs and cute, puckered hole.Oh no, oh no.Izuku swallowed dryly, staring at the little puckered winking hole, mouth suddenly flooding with drool. "Fuck?" Dynamy called out, looking behind him, red eyes glittering with something Izuku didn't have enough brainpower to place.This was bad... really bad. He was in uncharted, dangerous territory.This felt like a trap.A trap Izuku was okay with falling for.

Fuck a Pup Into You | 2.5k | e

"Get fucking-ngh, pregnant! Fuck, take it-takeittakeit-!" Katsuki snarled, saliva dribbling from his open mouth as he shoved his last knot into Izuku's abused cunt for the nth time tonight, roaring as it popped inside Izuku's fluttering cunt. The Alpha snarled and hissed, one arm holding Izuku's leg up tight against his body and the other gripping the bedding tightly in his clawed-tipped fist. Katsuki huffed into Izuku's neck, tongue darting out to lick venom-laced spit, puffing into Izuku's neck, littered with dark purple hickeys and bite marks.Katsuki groaned as he felt his cock twitch and spill hot, virile cum into his beautiful little Omega, his aching cock sensitive and rubbed raw. Fuck, his balls hurt too. They sat heavily between his legs, pulled tight as he emptied the last of his cum inside of Izuku, who had passed out two rounds ago, having passed out with a whimpered shout, and a bone-shaking orgasm.